GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled “DADDY IS HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?”
GIRL: I don’t have that one… may be you should take the other one “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don’t forget to bring “I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS” while coming to school…
GIRL: I will also bring “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe.
DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.
DAD: Okay, don’t forget to give him the one on the table titled, “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning titled “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.